Health, School, Pranks, Haircut and Hair: Ninjas are everywhere

Ninjas are everywhere

By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML

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fma_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:27

I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:26

hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!

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OneyNG 0

Monday 5 September 2011 4:50

U mad bro?

dancelove09 3

Monday 12 September 2011 2:04

Wait, how did u not feel it? And I'm sorry, that sucks. :/

TheAPPLESLAVE 4

Monday 19 September 2011 8:15

If op is male, good. They make you look douchey and stupid. If op was a female, that sucks. Fyl

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Sunday 20 November 2011 18:53

That would suck so much.. But how did you not notice before? I would have noticed immediatley, I'd go apeshit if someone touched my hair. FYL

iBiteRoses 22

Saturday 7 January 2012 23:13

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iwantagoat579 7

Thursday 21 June 2012 7:02

My worst nightmare

ALlamaOnFire 20

Saturday 30 June 2012 7:30

mellingeramber 13

Wednesday 17 April 2013 7:54

I would lose it if someone did that to me....but honestly, how did you not notice?

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