My mom said "OMG you're a beast! Don't move, I'll be back!" Then... - FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2017 07:45

My mom said "OMG you're a beast! Don't move, I'll be back!" Then proceeded to go get a razor and start shaving my legs. She starting singing "I'm hairy and I know it" to the tune of "I'm sexy and I know it". I'm 19.

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Callyn 47

Tuesday 22 August 2017 14:28

Next time just kick her before she gets close with the razor. If you don't want to shave your legs it is none of her business and there is nothing wrong with not doing so.

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Callyn 47

Tuesday 22 August 2017 14:28

Next time just kick her before she gets close with the razor. If you don't want to shave your legs it is none of her business and there is nothing wrong with not doing so.

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