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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 20:12 - Denmark

Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML

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Shock98 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:50

wear an eye-patch. they'll think you're super badass.

wildfire393 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:51

Pirates are automatic win. Trust me.

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Courtzz 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 9:59

Pirate or monster??? id go for the pirate. arr me heartys!

Ferdinard 0

Monday 7 December 2009 22:44

eye patch, eye patch, eye patch! i

rakethewidower 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:12

Go with the eyepatch, you can't spell pirate witout irate. (credit to Maddox).

vega_82 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:38

eye patch

6969awesome 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:29

put some bling on that eyepatch

darkangel47 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 6:16

sunglasses?

kelliejellie 3

Saturday 15 May 2010 21:57

eye patch! and talk like a pirate too lol

Gregasus 2

Monday 26 July 2010 13:05

I say eyepatch, but thats just me

Link5794 18

Saturday 4 September 2010 1:53

VivaLaColdplay 27

Wednesday 15 September 2010 13:39

Thats suks :/ But hey! Your danish ^^ .. Just be a cool pirat ^^

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