Kids: Kinder stranger

Kinder stranger

By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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Comments

Kekslama 5

Monday 21 July 2014 0:00

acutally the parents did a good Job.

fuckercakes 21

Sunday 10 August 2014 4:48

With all do respect, you did pull popular pedophile move.

NamelessFace 22

Monday 9 February 2015 16:46

That's so sweet! Weird, but sweet.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 16 May 2015 12:45

With all due to respect, that is creepy.

UnLuckyCat 4

Saturday 20 August 2016 3:14

? well.... considering the situation this is exactly what adults warn her about.shes a young girl, vulnerable crying and now she thinks a predator was offering her candy ?