Transportation: It's catching

It's catching

By longdrive - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

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Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48

Feel sorry for you, I do.

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Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:50

Bet you wish you were Solo?.

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anonymasesv2011 9

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:50

... what's wrong with Yoda?! I love him!!

PenguinBitch 43

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:57

Find them I will. Best friends we will be.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 14 October 2014 19:39

Forget the headphones it's time to jump out of the car!

maharb01 17

Tuesday 14 October 2014 19:41

f their lives, for having not, somebody who appreciates their awesomeness

stevib1223 5

Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:25

How is this an FML????

JRtheSnowman 5

Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:51

Could be worse they could be Jar-Jar Binks

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 14 October 2014 21:56

At that point, I'd wait until the fourteenth hour, boot them out of the car, then drive home.

mosquito19 14

Tuesday 14 October 2014 21:08

isn't it fun to go on road trip with virgins?

Stryker_13 19

Tuesday 14 October 2014 21:22

Crash the car and see if they continue xD

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 14 October 2014 21:28

I hope you're traveling to the degobah system. A detour to take, you must...

JPT1996 12

Tuesday 14 October 2014 21:37

Boring you are, fun you must have

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