You're husband is a boss.

I'm guessing your husband has a xbox or a ps3 game consoles do that to you

Just think about this with common sense, he bought that tv because football season is here , just think after foot ball season you can watch what you want! He wouldn't care after football is over .

as long as it doesnt block the door to the kitchen u shouldnt be affected

Just tell him either the TV goes or both him and the TV go. I'm sorry you married a permanent teenager.

Then return it for him. Your life sucks, but I seriously doubt this is the first time he's acted like an immature kid.

Suspend it from the ceiling

Genius #53, yes 80" TVs exist, duh! And if there isn't a place to put the TV OP, hubby needs to just admit defeat and settle for the 60" or 65". They're still huge. and I'd frickin' LOVE a TV that size!! Dude, playing GOW3 on that would be sweeeeet!

Turn it sideways and mount it on the door.

This is why projectors rule. Any size you want.