Today, I took a girl on a date and everything was going great,...

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By real life problems - 05/06/2018 07:44

Today, I took a girl on a date and everything was going great, until we stopped by her parents house to grab a few things. I ended up recreating the toilet scene from 'Dumb and Dumber.' Yep, still won't flush. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 7 June 2018 22:14

Finish the scene, and throw the toilet out of the window. Then get into a fight with Jim Carrey over Lauren Holly.

interesting33 36

Thursday 7 June 2018 17:57

Didn't you use your poop stick? :P

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interesting33 36

Thursday 7 June 2018 17:57

Didn't you use your poop stick? :P

real life problems 26

Friday 8 June 2018 8:28

Nope, I had to tell them in embarrassment only to find out the plumber was coming soon, a family friend plumber.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 7 June 2018 22:14

Finish the scene, and throw the toilet out of the window. Then get into a fight with Jim Carrey over Lauren Holly.

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