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By Anonymous - 25/12/2025 15:00

Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child, to which he replied, "Thank God!" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML

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Chazzster 29

Friday 26 December 2025 20:55

I can’t help wondering about the backstory. Did soon to be ex want a child? Did OP use the pregnancy to get married?

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Hangryko 31

Thursday 25 December 2025 20:27

I hope your lawyer takes him for everything he has.

Chazzster 29

Friday 26 December 2025 20:55

I can’t help wondering about the backstory. Did soon to be ex want a child? Did OP use the pregnancy to get married?

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