Health: Hangry

Hangry

By ChelseaRae - 06/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML

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Livinia 11

Wednesday 6 July 2011 12:03

Well, if you ever get desperately hungry ...

Wheredidgrungego 12

Wednesday 6 July 2011 12:04

Just because it's for dogs doesn't mean it's inevitable.... Look at Shaggy and Scooby Snacks!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:07

73 - Just stop before you embarrass yourself again. You lost an argument for many reasons. It's time to move on.

eriinbaby 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 7:33

oh man, I'm celiac aswell it sucks but more places are coming out with gluten free stuff :D

kira336 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 8:34

@ #81...wheat is in pasta....

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 8 July 2011 19:20

Indeed it is. Thanks for pointing it out - he's just trying to be a stuck up asshole. He knew damn well what I meant.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:19

except it isn't just looking for those ingredients. you need to look for gluten, xanthan gum, cellulose... and a hundred other obscure names corn and wheat especially are listed under