FML: The Showdown #2 By Louis - 29/03/2017 21:05 Who will be your champion this week? I agree, your life sucks 440 You deserved it 130 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 247 You deserved it 20 060
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML I agree, your life sucks 949 You deserved it 104
Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML I agree, your life sucks 30 333 You deserved it 1 908
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 419 You deserved it 637
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML I agree, your life sucks 510 You deserved it 124
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 315 You deserved it 66 550
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