FML's Showdown #9 By Louis - 17/05/2017 21:30 - France - Paris This week, check out some dudes mishandling some heavy machinery and vote for your fave. I agree, your life sucks 568 You deserved it 150 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 405 You deserved it 420
Today, while I was wearing a blue coat, a coworker asked me what color my coat was. Confused, I said, “...blue?” He and my other coworkers burst out screaming with laughter. Turns out he didn’t say ‘coat’ but ‘poop’. I work with a bunch of five year-olds. FML I agree, your life sucks 865 You deserved it 107
Today, I found that I have a rare side effect to the hydrocodone prescribed after surgery. One pill keeps me up for almost 24 hours. Either I'm in tremendous pain and try to sleep, or I'm not in much pain and stay awake. I can't win. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 202 You deserved it 423
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML I agree, your life sucks 34 020 You deserved it 4 248
Today, my landlord, due to a past of being an asshole and now enhanced with dementia, suddenly jumped down my throat for parking incorrectly in the driveway, because there's no room for their two cars. He hasn't had two cars in a year. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 753 You deserved it 166
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 3 years has a 'Close Friends' restriction on his Instagram stories. I’m not included in that restriction. Upon asking about it during dinner, he knocked stuff off the table, told me to “stop worrying about petty shit so much,” and stormed out. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 150 You deserved it 197
#Quentin
#Roberto