"Do you play any instrument?" By Lewis - 22/12/2018 19:00 Watch me! I agree, your life sucks 267 You deserved it 75 Share Tweet Share
Today, after watching a few YouTube tutorials and thinking it looked easy, I decided to cut my own bangs. Halfway through, my scissors broke. Now I have uneven bangs and no way to fix them until I get to a salon. FML I agree, your life sucks 137 You deserved it 447
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 468 You deserved it 2 335
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML I agree, your life sucks 553 You deserved it 137
Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 284 You deserved it 3 704
Today, during the party for my last day at my old job, my office wife professed her love for me. We’re both married, we have no chemistry, and I’ve been dumping my work on her for three years. FML I agree, your life sucks 325 You deserved it 1 104
Today, I advised my daughter to not drink a Coke before bed. She smiled at me and reassured me that it could be balanced out with sleeping pills. I'm raising a future drug addict. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 037 You deserved it 7 539
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