Culture wars By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 644 You deserved it 2 440 Share Tweet Share
Today, we were looking forward to spending Xmas Eve with our best friends of 13 years before moving across the country where we know no one. That was the plan. The stomach flu virus had a different plan. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 551 You deserved it 500
Today, I was off from school because of an extremely bad barking cough. My neighbours called the police because apparently my cough sounds like someone torturing an animal. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 172 You deserved it 2 378
Today, the man of my dreams who I met online and have been exchanging messages with day and night for weeks asked the dreaded question: “Can you send me a full body pic?” It’s been 5 years since I had a guy hit me up. I weigh 300 lbs and look like a potato with legs. I don’t wanna lose him. FML I agree, your life sucks 444 You deserved it 1 115
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 856 You deserved it 3 701
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 555 You deserved it 4 471
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML I agree, your life sucks 63 971 You deserved it 11 526
Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.
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