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Comedic timing

By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 00:59 - United States - Ocean Springs

Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML

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Greenteamextreme 16

Thursday 29 January 2015 11:12

*Awardly walks over to sisters ex boyfriend and pats on head*... There, there. Shhhh. No tears.

love2killu 21

Thursday 29 January 2015 11:04

You couldn't of known op.

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Nickythehippy 6

Thursday 29 January 2015 11:28

oh no! .... awkward!

ProfessorMctitie 20

Thursday 29 January 2015 11:30

Just give the ex bf a little pat on the head

rossea 21

Thursday 29 January 2015 11:31

I don't think OP deserves it, there's no way he/she would of known they just broke up.

istishia 12

Thursday 29 January 2015 11:35

I agree your life sucks....but probably not as much as the ex-boyfriend's.

Sheepalicious 20

Thursday 29 January 2015 12:00

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

doctorhook86 24

Thursday 29 January 2015 19:45

#17: You're very strange.

Sheepalicious 20

Thursday 29 January 2015 19:55

i know

doctorhook86 24

Friday 30 January 2015 5:33

#64: I upvoted you for your honesty.

Sheepalicious 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 7:02

thanks

Emmamazing 26

Thursday 29 January 2015 12:08

You didn't know. But that is seriously bad timing

shfs2010 4

Thursday 29 January 2015 12:50

Hahaha. That's so funny.

oobergoober89 16

Thursday 29 January 2015 13:06

That's a terrible situation to be in. Couldn't have known though OP

elgallero 9

Thursday 29 January 2015 13:11

Pretty sure this is my exs little sister! I didn't cry.... That much

saphy222 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 13:35

Wow that's awkward.... Hope it ended ok

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