Intimacy: Bored

Bored

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 11:44 - Australia

Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML

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By Ouch - 14/07/2009 02:25 - United States

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2009 16:09 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says, "What's for dinner?" FML

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tinker9107 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:20

Was it that boring ?

thisisafunnyname 12

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:39

Maybe instead of "get out more" you should say "get it in more"

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cheer4everever 0

Friday 27 January 2012 13:15

That's not right.

cortes27 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 4:57

thats what most girl think during sex belive it or not

Alexzmoo 5

Friday 3 February 2012 7:16

Jenna Marbles

TriztenJ 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 2:20

Dinner and a movie... Lets EAT OUT, then MAKE a movie

TheSetucker 2

Saturday 18 February 2012 7:00

Hahaha! He must not be delivering the goods as much.

DJDude_Arazely 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:31

Wow! Is your man that bad?! :O That's gotta suck. >:P

demcatsbro 3

Thursday 31 May 2012 11:47

have any of you ever thought that OP might be the male in the relationship? sexist assholes.

ashleyylove3 22

Friday 31 August 2012 3:41

Jenna marbles

Juggalette1996 5

Wednesday 6 March 2013 16:19

"We are soooo making pizza after this" ;) hehe

bobak_can_ani 7

Monday 8 July 2013 14:43

Sounds like my wife!

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