Back Rub Struggles By FML Videos - 17/10/2018 14:00 - United States - New York Get back to work, you! I agree, your life sucks 279 You deserved it 104 Share Tweet Share
Today, my phone made a random noise. I jokingly said, "Wow, I wonder who died now?" Turns out it was my son's grandmother. I had to explain it because I screamed. I also got to tell his dad that his mom just died. FML I agree, your life sucks 895 You deserved it 298
Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 706 You deserved it 51 505
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML I agree, your life sucks 65 791 You deserved it 8 269
Today, we got on the plane for our honeymoon and her parents were on the same damn plane, going to the same spa resort, in the room next door, and my wife has the nerve to tell me it was a coincidence. How we supposed to get our sexy freak on, sharing a bedroom wall with her repressed mother? FML I agree, your life sucks 1 745 You deserved it 208
Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 764 You deserved it 2 995
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 345 You deserved it 38 165
That's almost too adorable. I'm hitting 'You deserve it', because he does deserve the pets.