Today, a kid used the emergency handle on my bus to escape and...

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By "Aaron Magliulo" - 09/11/2018 14:56

Today, a kid used the emergency handle on my bus to escape and had to be chased down by the police and get arrested, and now I'm gonna be late to school by at least 20 minutes. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 12 November 2018 21:20

This isn't an FML. The bus company/police will explain why you were all delayed, and you get 20 minutes less in school? What's bad about that?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 12 November 2018 21:20

This isn't an FML. The bus company/police will explain why you were all delayed, and you get 20 minutes less in school? What's bad about that?

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