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Jaded
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Suspicious
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Kids will be kids
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Got talent?
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By 900104878 - 17/10/2015 03:48 - Canada
900104878 tells us more.
Hey OP here. I guess I should clarify some things. Birth control was used, as like every other time. It happened to fail. We were together a few months and a few more after we found out. I don't believe in staying with someone solely because of a child. It's not healthy for anyone. We get along fine and he's excited to be a dad. Absolutely not great timing of course. But I do not believe in abortion. I didn't post this because I'm worried about money. I have a good full time job that I will return to after my mat leave. My heart hurts for him, not me. I've got my family here, I'll be ok. Thank you for the support!!
He's too old for this noise
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Big bang on the horizon
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What's updog?
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Report card
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Unfair
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Parent brain
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Kids say the funniest things
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Living beyond your means
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Straight to jail
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Polite
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Mommy issues
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Ouch!
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Baby brain
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Ugh
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Summon the demons
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Buckle up!
By Anonymous - 25/06/2024 16:00 - South Africa
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Thank you, but I wasn't brave. There's a tall picket fence and some trees obscuring the view of my apartment from the school. I can only see the school parking lot because I'm on the second story. The only reason someone would be able to see me from there would be if they were looking for me. I would have been quite safe, even if there had been any real danger. If there really was some lunatic shooting up the school, at the very least I would have called the cops. I'd like to think I would also grab my gun, head over there, and try to shoot the mother ****** myself, but you never really know what you'll do in a situation like that until it happens.