Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a dump, someone else came in to use the stall... - FML

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By Deadly Ass - 19/03/2016 23:32 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, while taking a dump, someone else came in to use the stall next to mine. Shortly after entering the bathroom and opening the stall door, I heard him say "Good grief" under his breath, followed by him quickly leaving. I guess the nickname "deadly ass" is quite suitable for me. FML

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