Miscellaneous Today, we had a school video project due. When we presented,... - FML

randomschoolguy - 05/04/2016 05:28 - United States - Hemet

Today, we had a school video project due. When we presented, something went wrong with my microphone, and made me sound like a cyborg. To make things worse I sounded like I was being held prisoner during the video. I am now called the basement cyborg. FML

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