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By ballsacks33 - 26/02/2016 07:44 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, there was a persistent itch in my pubic region while in class. I have a very thick, lush forest down there so I thought it was just the hair being annoying. After class, I went to take a leak and saw that my forest was inhabited by the friendly neighbourhood spider. FML

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