Miscellaneous: Today, my science teacher told us on our test from now on that...

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By thomasrasmussen7 - 16/02/2016 02:16 - United States - Tuckerton

Today, my science teacher told us on our test from now on that there will be "challenge problems" to get an A. They're based upon nothing we've learned, gone over, done examples of or been taught in class. There goes my semi-decent grade. FML.

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