Work Today, in my university draftsmanship classes I presented a drainage... - FML

EarlieBurd - 01/03/2016 19:59 - Uzbekistan

Today, in my university draftsmanship classes I presented a drainage propeller model which may have somehow resembled a swastik, for which my professor called me nazi in front of all students. I'm a jew. FML.

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