Intimacy: Today, I was told by my doctor that the only options I have are...

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By sexache - 04/05/2016 18:01 - United States

Today, I was told by my doctor that the only options I have are to either not have sex and be fine or have sex and suffer explosive headaches caused by sex for the rest of my life. I never thought celibacy sound even remotely appealing. Fml

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