Miscellaneous Today, I realized that even though I am majoring in Computer... - FML

Anonymous - 28/02/2016 21:09 - United States - La Jolla

Today, I realized that even though I am majoring in Computer Science, I still need help from my 5 year old sister to use my iPhone. FML

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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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Today, as I was waiting for an online appointment with my doctor, she joined the video chat right as I had my head turned to say to my cat, “Stop licking your butt, people are watching!” My doctor then made her presence known by jokingly saying, “I can only treat you, not your cat.” FML

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Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML

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Today, I realized that for 31 years I have been defending our children to their father. Our oldest is 31. FML

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Today, after I made a new Google/YouTube account a couple of weeks ago, I failed to realize that the name I made on YouTube also relates back to my Gmail. I've been sending professional, work-related emails under the name of "Poop McNugget." FML

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Today, at my job, I was so tired and aggravated that I accidentally mumbled, "I need a drink." One of the patients I was taking care of heard me and said, "Me too." I work at an addiction rehab facility. FML

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