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By Anonymous - 17/01/2017 14:20 - United States - Roseville

Today, after spending $60 on a new water pump (which was leaking) and coolant (I had to buy the $25 coolant because that was the only one that worked for my truck) I found out that I now have a crack in my radiator which caused all of the coolant to drain. FML

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