By "Ava_Darkflame" - 12/08/2017 05:24 Today, a sneeze sent me to the hospital. FML agreeclassic 52 vote type 1 10 Share Tweet Share
Today, I pulled up my ex's socials so my girls and I could laugh at the gross fat chick he's dating now. I ended up crying because he looks so much happier with her than he was with me. FML agreeclassic 65 vote type 1 1 165
Today, I went to a job interview and tried to break the ice by making a joke. In doing so, I accidentally insulted the interviewer’s favorite football team. He spent the next 10 minutes explaining why I was wrong. FML agreeclassic 127 vote type 1 518
Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML agreeclassic 61 680 vote type 1 3 663
Today, I was visited by Child Protective Services. It seems someone on my street reported me for neglect because I cloth diaper my children. I moved in less than 6 months ago, so I guess this is how they say, "Welcome to the neighborhood!" about these parts. FML agreeclassic 36 275 vote type 1 3 731
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML agreeclassic 941 vote type 1 108