I got a breakfast sandwich and was rushing to get to my first...

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 15:38

I got a breakfast sandwich and was rushing to get to my first day of school. spilled sauce and coffee all down my white shirt. I have to meet people and then go straight from class to work.

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