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mo - 19/12/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

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UnicornPancake - 25/04/2018 15:00

Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML

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dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

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mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

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Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

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bossroyd 4

Monday 19 December 2011 15:51

Just tell her that she inspired you to be the woman you are today

exotica_fml 6

Monday 19 December 2011 15:50

Keep on looking classy, it's your day

LexiWolfe 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:39

How does that work...?

pdp_fml 21

Tuesday 20 December 2011 10:10

I wonder if your mom helped you pick out the dress? If so, why didn't she tell you before your wedding day?

i_hate_cats 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 10:26

You have the nicest mom, don't you?

Christala 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 15:56

Next time my husband and I pick up another girl at a bar, I'm going to ask if she wants to wear my wedding dress and we'll do a bride/groom/maid of honor roleplay

redcan3 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 19:59

Moms a b••••

HunterAlpha1 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:06

maybe she has alzheimer's? if not, maybe it's true OP. i have seen some skanky wedding dresses out there.

Chavez45 2

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:47

well let's see the dress first lol

DiscoDave 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:51

She was just being honest

intimate_pretzel 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:58

At least she can only say it for one day... I hope

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Tuesday 20 December 2011 23:46

Your mother would not say that if it were not true. Im honestly surprised you dont have more YDI than you do.

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