By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML
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Valentina_Baby 7

Troll mom strikes again!

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badwolfbluebox 7

Firstly though, your mother called you 'that' ?

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smb12346 17

Tell your mom you get your looks from her

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Honestly_Lainey 21

15- OP is in Canada. Canadians have a "prime minister," not a president.

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bennn89 5

I got it. It's not real. From sitcom roseanne

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kissie87 4

Damn a mother like that you don't need enemies like why would she critique you like that first of all you are her child like if you can get laid then she must be horrible too smH she needs to be more of a better mother

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TheZee 12

Commas... please learn how to use them, PLEASE! -_-

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edgestr 2

You know, you should really use punctuation.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

16. the run on sentence makes what you're saying very passionate sounding...

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

16. the run on sentence makes what you're saying very passionate sounding...

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garebear13 4

Good to know that complete demoralization of your children is seen as good parenting these days...

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supimnyancat 9

I would say this is pretty funny , but the fact that your mom referred you as "that" is just cruel.

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TheFamilyElf 17

Probably trying to lower your self esteem so you won't try to get laid. Maybe it's a compliment in disguise..?:/ Sorry, man.

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OffToTheGayBar 9

Girls with low self-esteem are the best ones to bed, duh. Every coming-of-age teen sex movie in the world has taught us that.

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aimeesea75 16

29- yeah except op is a guy..

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v4l_v4l 1

Ouch, quite rude on your moms' half. Hopefully she was kidding around.

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