Culture wars By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 646 You deserved it 2 441 Share Tweet Share
Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 140 106 You deserved it 40 225
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML I agree, your life sucks 286 You deserved it 2 127
Today, I saw the guy who helped me yesterday when I was lost by telling me which bus to take. He came up to me and asked me how it went. I told him that the bus went the exact opposite way I wanted to go. He laughed and said, "I know." FML I agree, your life sucks 56 399 You deserved it 5 226
Today, I went to my cousin's communion. We arrived late and walked to the front of the church where my family was. Everyone stared and laughed but I ignored it. After the service was done, my mom came up to me and pulled a long piece of toilet paper out of my skirt. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 600 You deserved it 13 326
Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 999 You deserved it 1 364
Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 531 You deserved it 3 735
Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.
Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.