By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00
The Top
By breedles - 10/12/2016 22:20
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By Canceled Wedding - 25/05/2017 22:00
That sucks
By funnyERstory - 23/11/2016 04:31 - United States - Houston
Dingus
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia
By WendigogoAway - 15/08/2016 09:46 - United States - Toledo
WendigogoAway tells us more.
OP here (I made this account after submitting this, I didn't think it would get accepted.) Basically after her constantly cheating on him, claiming he was abusive despite her being physically abusive to him, and lying all the time, he'd had enough and threw her out since she decided to keep going back and forth between him and another guy. (And she had the balls to claim she was pregnant with his kid, even though she was on birth control). She'd left a ton of her stuff, and even though he'd texted her/called her to tell her that if she didn't pick it up he'd throw it all out, she never replied or made any indication that she was going to pick it up. Suddenly she thinks it's a good idea to come at over at random times, climb the side of the house, and try to get in the window, saying she needs to get in the garage and get some old stuff. (I have no idea why, because there's literally nothing in there that is worth this much trouble.) The reason why she climbs the side of the house is because my boyfriend and I both live with his dad by paying rent and just living upstairs. His dad doesn't want her around the house anymore because of their previous arguments, which made the environment depressing, and the fact that she put a hole in the wall before. This was the last straw, she hadn't come around for months and after shooing her away this time, we're going to take legal action if it happens again. Neither of us knew how to properly react since it was so early in the morning that we just wanted to get some sleep. (I couldn't manage to fall asleep until at least 9AM)
Hatchet job
By Anonymous - 24/01/2018 01:30
You sad man
By Anonymous - 13/02/2020 19:00
By WorthLessThanACareer - 21/06/2016 12:57
Cloud Cuckooland
By Perry85 - 04/03/2020 03:02
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By Anonymous - 05/04/2016 20:13 - Czech Republic - Prague
Awwwww
By Anonymous - 18/02/2016 00:53 - United States - Taunton
By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States
By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00
Holy shit
By embarrassed - 04/01/2016 17:58 - United States - Garden Grove
Better out than in
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
By caesarinozeppeli - 11/05/2017 16:00
By jcarter25 - 12/05/2017 17:16
jcarter25 tells us more.
I'm from southern Indiana in the US. When something ***** the bed it means something malfunctioned or something went horribly wrong. And, believe me, horrible is and understatement. I had to wear a respirator while I cleaned this up!
How's it going?
By initforthewrongreasons - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By Jason - 31/10/2017 04:00
By Marmarfarfar - 01/08/2016 17:23 - Canada - Ottawa
Marmarfarfar tells us more.
I was so shocked and confused I kind of just froze and the person had already walked off before I could even process what happened! My sister was just laughing so hard the whole time. I did pay it forward though!
By CasperTheFriendlyGhost - 14/07/2016 17:11 - United States - Los Angeles
Ouch
By leaannec30 - 10/07/2016 18:52 - Canada - Hamilton
By Anonymous - 30/12/2017 15:00
By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States
Just in case
By DesperateMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Wasselonne
By Malarky - 23/06/2016 19:10 - United States
By Lightlysalted - 19/04/2018 19:00
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Hey guys, OP here. I love the comments xD This happened a couple of months ago, and actually, before this incident he did confide in me that he was bisexual, and as I am open minded and bisexual as well, we did do some experimenting with a strap on to see if I could satisfy him on that level. His comment was meant to suggest that because I didn't have a REAL penis, it wasn't enough for him, which was painful to hear, because obviously, there was nothing I could do about it and I was very invested in our relationship. He changed his stance on the matter when he was sober, but we did move out of a boyfriend girlfriend relationship and into more of a FWB relationship, and we're both happier now. :)