By booboo300 - 03/04/2014 22:16 - Canada - Kanata
The Top
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Slapstick manners
By jake - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By mylifereallysuks - 08/11/2009 06:07 - United States
Smooth sailing
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico
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By Ashlynnlove - 10/02/2014 14:12 - United States
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I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.
Biker down
By Samm Povich - 25/02/2012 05:36 - United States
Dozing off
By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States
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Scary
By -___- - 14/09/2013 00:37 - Canada - Montréal
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The irony stings
By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States
By 21yearoldvirgin - 01/05/2009 09:46 - United States
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Just to clarify/answer all the questions, I did go with friends, I was on the end of the line of friends. And I was one of the last to show up, people got there 2 hours early. And I do live in CA. Movies are expensive. Like others said though, I don't think it ruined my life, it was just an unlucky occurrence. And yes he did smell lol. And not that it matters, but I'm a girl. And a wimp. ;)
By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 18:14 - United States
Mr Loverman
By thathurt - 29/03/2009 00:13 - United States
Curious cat
By brittaneejanex - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada
Great job!
By spleechick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States
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Definitely not going to defend myself, it was a dumb thing to do. Although, I did whisper, not shout, an answer just to get my friend on the right track. I totally respect my teacher and it was the kind of whisper that probably would have been tried in any class with a hearing teacher as well. She was a great teacher and I think I learned better that way. There is a mix of deaf and hearing asl teachers at my school, though. It was amazing though, because she didn't respond to phones going off, people sneezing, people walking in late (until she saw them) and even the people bashing asl and deaf people in the hall one day.