"Who wants a dessert?" By Lewis - 27/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris I made a huge mistake... I agree, your life sucks 296 You deserved it 89 Share Tweet Share
Today, my therapist mentioned we should look into the possibility of me being autistic. When telling my boyfriend what she'd said, he replied, “I don’t think you’re autistic, just damaged.” FML I agree, your life sucks 1 064 You deserved it 162
Today, my wife's cat ran away. After spending a lot of money making "Lost Cat" flyers and driving around for hours passing them out and searching for her cat, he walked downstairs. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 051 You deserved it 9 825
Today, I walked in on my wife and my buddy from work. They didn’t even stop. I just went to a motel to get drunk. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 764 You deserved it 195
Today, I made it halfway through saying "Happy Father's Day" before he interrupted to send me to do an unimportant chore. When I finished, he’d opened the beer I'd bought him, despite it being 7:30am, but he was convinced it was a bribe because I wanted something from him. I don’t know why I bother. FML I agree, your life sucks 846 You deserved it 111
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 266 You deserved it 11 953
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 995 You deserved it 5 718
you dessert it! :)
Soooo cute