When you run out of kibble... By FML Approved - 19/10/2017 20:30 Say it isn't so! I agree, your life sucks 430 You deserved it 102 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 323 You deserved it 4 028
Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 689 You deserved it 5 340
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 422 You deserved it 7 649
Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 61 938 You deserved it 12 763
Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 786 You deserved it 1 052
Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 562 You deserved it 3 658
Did not expect that.