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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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Leptailurus 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:22

This is why you never... EVER... leave the keys in the ignition when you get out of the car.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 28 August 2009 7:35

Who the **** puts their phone on top of their car when they're getting in? Don't most people have it in their pocket or in their bag?

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bigred6693 12

Thursday 23 June 2016 14:17

At least you had your phone to call to get it unlocked :p gotta think positively :p

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