Love and Pranks: No more pranks please

No more pranks please

By Anonymous - 21/04/2026 13:00 - United States - Norco

Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend for a video. I told her to pose for a photo where I got down on one knee and pretended to propose. She was so upset, she kicked me right in the face and dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 948

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By gorokhan2 - 27/04/2020 17:00

Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend by giving her a jump scare. Right before I tried to scare her in an empty parking lot, she turned towards me, pepper-sprayed me in the eyes and kicked me in the balls. When she realized it was me, she called me an asshole and dumped on the spot and drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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You deserved it 2 566

The truth

By Iahim - 25/01/2020 14:00

Today, I tried to prank my girlfriend. I said, “I saw you kissing another guy!” She apologized. FML

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You deserved it 722

By Marlon - 11/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 750

You deserved it 3 948

By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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You deserved it 2 465

Happy days

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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You deserved it 1 229

Unexpected

By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 348

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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You deserved it 7 545

By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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You deserved it 1 840

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wednesday 22 April 2026 0:16

Pranks aren’t funny unless everyone is laughing at the end.

TomeDr 24

Wednesday 22 April 2026 11:07

Has there ever been a time when a girlfriend actually found this “prank” to be funny?

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wednesday 22 April 2026 0:16

Pranks aren’t funny unless everyone is laughing at the end.

TomeDr 24

Wednesday 22 April 2026 11:07

Has there ever been a time when a girlfriend actually found this “prank” to be funny?

SAgirl 18

Wednesday 22 April 2026 22:51

Seems you got what you deserved.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 22 April 2026 23:17

Only kicked in the face? She should have castrated you.

idragosani 15

Thursday 23 April 2026 15:11

You're an asshole. I'm glad she dumped you

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