Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 630 You deserved it 27 179
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 360 You deserved it 302
Today, I was babysitting a one year-old. She'd just learned how to say yes, so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said, "Yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty. She looked at me and said, "NO." FML I agree, your life sucks 66 578 You deserved it 14 685
Today, I realized I'm in love with both my boyfriend of several years as well with a guy I recently met, meaning I'm polyamorous (which I always kinda knew). The problem is I don't want to leave my current boyfriend, and I really want to be with the new guy, but both situations are incompatible, which is making me miserable. FML I agree, your life sucks 213 You deserved it 1 212
Today, I'm babysitting. The kids have only been home at the same time together for 15 minutes. Two of them have punched each other and the other is running in circles screaming. What is wrong with this picture? FML I agree, your life sucks 2 317 You deserved it 334
Today, I had such a big hiccup that I fell backwards down the stairs. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 320 You deserved it 2 270
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!