Man's Not Hot By FML Videos - 21/11/2018 18:30 - United States - New York This is why man won't take off the jacket! I agree, your life sucks 199 You deserved it 288 Share Tweet Share
Today, I just had an argument with my father. He claimed that if a woman is covered in tattoos, it's quite clear that she's a whore. He said so in front of my girlfriend, who has tattoos all over her arms. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 387 You deserved it 201
Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML I agree, your life sucks 31 044 You deserved it 11 613
Today, my girlfriend and I went hiking in the mountains. She didn't tell me that she had packed meat to cook in my bag. About two hours after we set out, a wolf attacked me but I pepper sprayed it and it ran off. After that my girlfriend looked at me and said "You didn't have to hurt the doggy." FML I agree, your life sucks 3 473 You deserved it 358
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 902 You deserved it 9 563
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 849 You deserved it 3 257
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML I agree, your life sucks 87 072 You deserved it 5 540
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