Work: MAKE IT STOP

MAKE IT STOP

By Kris - 07/08/2011 20:37 - China

Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 16:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML

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You deserved it 1 743

By PunchingKennyLoggins - 15/03/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML

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By popcorn - 27/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML

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By fml - 02/11/2016 08:45 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML

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Erm, thanks, I guess

By HeatedHeat - 29/03/2021 11:00

Today, I went to a store to buy a 43-inch TV that was on sale. The sale was so good that they sold out on the floor. I went to guest services and asked the employee if they had any in the back. She literally went to the back of the room, let out this god awful fart, came back out and said, “Sorry, we don’t.” FML

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You deserved it 403

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

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You deserved it 3 034

By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML

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By Scotty - 28/07/2014 10:16 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:03 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, the Salvation Army stationed one of their obnoxious bell-ringers in the mall right outside my store. My employees and I can wave goodbye to any form of sanity for the next month. FML

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By Noname - 29/01/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

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Pixxio_O 11

Monday 8 August 2011 0:56

Either fake an injury or kill your boss..

Llamassss 21

Monday 8 August 2011 0:56

Just wait until Christmas!

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StuuPididiot 4

Monday 8 August 2011 5:49

sucks to be you

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 8 August 2011 6:21

Even though that sucks at least you get paid for it.

omg_a_BALLOON 0

Monday 8 August 2011 6:34

Just go listen to some Rebecca black....

meagy 6

Monday 8 August 2011 6:42

Down down, prices are down

confederacy4 0

Monday 8 August 2011 6:44

That sucks.

wazowski77 0

Monday 8 August 2011 6:47

al chippannis

gene818 13

Monday 8 August 2011 6:49

Does your last name happen to be Peng?

MareNostrum 0

Monday 8 August 2011 6:55

Be thankful it isn't Nyan Cat...

Nick_1993 2

Monday 8 August 2011 6:57

I have been through this experience already. thanks cinemark.

awsomesocks 0

Monday 8 August 2011 7:50

thay blows

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MAKE IT STOP

Same thing different taste

Erm, thanks, I guess

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