"Do you play any instrument?" By Lewis - 22/12/2018 19:00 Watch me! I agree, your life sucks 267 You deserved it 75 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and easy..." she said with a weird smile. I looked over to see I was actually pulling her nipple. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 161 You deserved it 684
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 136 You deserved it 1 230
Today, one of my junior marines called to tell me they were in an accident that totaled both cars. The car he hit was parked in a nearby parking garage. It was mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 445 You deserved it 482
Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 669 You deserved it 210
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 543 You deserved it 2 858
Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said, "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 221 You deserved it 9 550
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