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Anger management

By Anonymous - 18/04/2026 20:00 - United States

Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML

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By minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00

Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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Cool your jets

By Can't be mad - 21/01/2023 12:00

Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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Nice try, Mom

By Anonymous - 29/06/2025 02:00

Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML

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By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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The Unmatchmaker

By Anonymous - 16/04/2026 05:00 - United States

Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML

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FINE!

By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

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AvatarNicole9 29

Sunday 19 April 2026 6:16

ummm.... duh?

tiptoppc 19

Monday 20 April 2026 15:12

Idk. You have every right to be pissed, and parents screw up sometimes. Not sure i’d reground you for that. Adults act that way in society when falsely accused, punished and then apologized to after a harsh, undeserved punishment. Although the latter may involve lawsuits, but I wouldn’t expect my kids to brush off any injustice either

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AvatarNicole9 29

Sunday 19 April 2026 6:16

ummm.... duh?

tiptoppc 19

Monday 20 April 2026 15:12

Idk. You have every right to be pissed, and parents screw up sometimes. Not sure i’d reground you for that. Adults act that way in society when falsely accused, punished and then apologized to after a harsh, undeserved punishment. Although the latter may involve lawsuits, but I wouldn’t expect my kids to brush off any injustice either

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 22 April 2026 23:27

Shit happens... Wait, now I'm grounded too? ****!

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