Commuter blues
By Brücken NRW - 20/12/2023 15:00 - Germany
By Brücken NRW - 20/12/2023 15:00 - Germany
By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 08:35 - Malaysia
By walkingisfun - 02/07/2017 20:00
By Anonymous - 29/03/2025 20:00 - Australia
By hatty - 23/09/2011 13:48 - United Kingdom
By anne - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By neverdrivingagain - 04/07/2009 02:20 - United Kingdom
By Murphy’s Christmas - 13/12/2018 13:30
By KK3137 - 13/03/2013 14:50 - France
By 90 up I-95 - 07/07/2017 20:00 - United States - State College
By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 15:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich
By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 06:01
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Debz - 29/07/2025 03:00 - United States
By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States
Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)
By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 16:00
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By epiclollipop - 12/10/2014 12:52 - United States - Charlotte
Just an extra bit of info: I was with my parents at the airport, so I did make it back... after 45 minutes of going through security and announcing that I was an idiot on the intercom so my dad could save me.
By Broken Leg, Broken Job - 10/05/2018 01:30
By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00
By TinyDancer22 - 25/11/2009 16:57 - United States
Yes I have a towel in my car. I bring my dog to the beach all the time and use towels to cover the seats.
By bumpercarmcgee - 11/05/2016 08:33 - United States
Update: the breaks weren't really a big deal at first because I didn't have to use them all that much until I got to the freeway, and on the freeway you can just kinda let up off the gas to slow down, especially at higher speeds/less traffic. I just remember noting that the breaks felt a little weird, but I was mostly just focusing on trying to stay behind my friend and not get lost. I attributed that weirdness to how certain cars probably feel and drive differently. I just remember at some point after noting the "weird" breaks I had the morbid thought, "heh, you know what'd be terrible is if the breaks went out." But yeah, breaks became a huge deal the moment I got off the freeway. Turns out they actually worked like 25% of the time and you just had to "double-pump it, dude!" Tbh it's a god damn miracle I made it as far as I did and I narrowly avoided several collisions with other vehicles just trying to get his car to his house. Funny enough, I rear-ended his car literally a block away from his house. I do think the situation is morbidly funny in a way, but it was mostly ******* terrifying. Driving without breaks has this terrifying effect of making you feel like you yourself have nerve damage or something. Like my brain is like I'm doing it! But the electrochemical signals relaying that message to your muscles just kinda got ****** up somewhere along the way.
By mustanggt - 15/07/2023 03:00 - United States
By random - 08/01/2015 05:24 - United States - Arvada
By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States
By Jess - 12/03/2021 14:01
By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield
By Username - 06/06/2011 04:48 - United States
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Actually, I'm 5 foot 1, so that explains the heels, and my brother was supposed to drive me, which is why I set out later in the first place.