By TeamVomit - 27/08/2017 23:15
Thanks but no thanks.
By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 16:00
By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 01:30
OMG
By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona
By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle
Ménage à nope
By 3somer - 20/08/2017 04:29
Not cool, bro
By Anonymous - 17/08/2017 11:51
Froggie89 tells us more.
FML Uncensored
By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00
Deep Sigh? More like Deep Throat
By Deep Sigh - 14/08/2017 23:15
Mood ruiner
By Skittles - 13/08/2017 20:00
By thebigguy - 12/08/2017 04:30
At least it wasn't rotting coconut?
By Getmeoutofhere - 10/08/2017 17:15 - Australia
By Anonymous - 09/08/2017 20:00
By Anonymous - 09/08/2017 13:00
Stoner Logic
By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 00:30
By OhGreat - 04/08/2017 12:00
OhGreat. tells us more.
Hey OP here! No he doesn't live with with his mom. No I didn't know his mom's name. He lives alone so no we didn't lock the doors. His mom lives in Florida with his step dad she was coming up to visit and to meet me she was a week early! He never called her by her first name it's always "my mom". But I guess when she's around he calls her by her first name all the time but with me he calls her mom. I hope to God that during us having sex he wasn't thinking of her....thats weird.
FML: Uncensored
By Cliché... or Touché? - 03/08/2017 02:00
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
By Rhett_15 - 01/08/2017 13:00
Doggy Wants A Bone
By Oh man... - 01/08/2017 06:30 - Australia - Perth
By Justlooking - 28/07/2017 20:00
By milksquad - 28/07/2017 10:37
milksquad tells us more.
OP here! This is my second FML to get published this week, either I'm on a roll or my life is just really shitty lol. I was pretty bitter when I posted this but in hindsight, yeah, it was a pretty stupid decision. Looks (and a cute accent) aren't everything I suppose! I guess I was more surprised that he left so abruptly. Like, he came and then put on his clothes and walked out with barely a goodbye. I've had meaningless Tinder hookups in the past and they were always at least nice about it. I guess those were just flukes. Definitely learned my lesson!
Erection for Protection
By zingle af - 26/07/2017 20:00
Game of Nope
By no no no - 23/07/2017 20:00 - United States - Simi Valley
By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00
By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving
Time for Family Counseling?
By "asperix" - 18/07/2017 15:50
asperix tells us more.
alright, so i posted this about 5 minutes after he told me at a party. the day after he explained that hes kinda in love with my sister-in-law and thats what drunken him means by incest fetish. i know that she also have feelings for him... not sure wether i should help them or run away.
How to start explaining this…?
By Anonymous - 18/07/2017 00:30
A likely story...
By Anonymous - 15/07/2017 11:59 - United States - Manchester
Brain Bleach Please!
By yepi'mblindnow - 13/07/2017 11:48
blackbird8 tells us more.
OP here. Update: my mom asked me to back up her phone again this weekend :O Since she saves everything on her phone she doesn't have enough storage for updates, so I have to back up and clear her phone fairly frequently. This weekend she told me she needed me to back up her phone AGAIN...I politely declined. And then had to explain to her why #AWKWARD. It's not the fact that they're boobs (duh, I have boobs; 50% of the world has boobs) it's that they're sexts. Also, she took them at work. Apparently my parents have a wild side.
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Hi everyone, OP here. I'm really struggling to put everything into perspective, so many thanks for all of your input! I'd like to clarify that he took the pictures at his own initiative at occasions where I was (getting) undressed. I didn't really give permission, just playfully raised a fist and let him. After all, we've been together for 11 years since highschool, I would've trusted him with my life. Learned that the hard way. He did blur my face, but that makes little difference because he would tell the people it was his wife and his full name was visible on his profile (he wasn't aware of that fact until I pointed it out). Divorce is our only option at this point, I don't trust him anymore, especially since there also have been other lies. I decided not to press charges as I would like to divorce on friendly terms.