Runaway Truck By FML Videos - 30/11/2018 12:30 - United States - New York Excuse me, coming through! I agree, your life sucks 297 You deserved it 98 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 404 You deserved it 7 100
Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 793 You deserved it 3 377
Today, I contacted my biological father, after not speaking to him for some years, as we had a very strained relationship. I received an automated response. It's probably the best conversation we have ever had. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 104 You deserved it 3 506
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML I agree, your life sucks 483 You deserved it 174
Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 550 You deserved it 3 947
Today, as I was getting ready for church, I couldn't decide between my black or white shoes. I put one of each on, then my son started crying. Fast forward, I'm at church, I look down and I'm wearing one white shoe and one black shoe. FML I agree, your life sucks 901 You deserved it 389
I HOPE it was the sound of the tires screeching as it was being pushed down the road 0.0
Euuh... Is it me or did I hear chilling screams ? I hope no one was in the black car.