Pranks and Animals: Payback

Payback

By AUDONEE - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. It turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an ad for a Siamese cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 272

You deserved it 59 491

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By lalalalala - 23/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from a telemarketer who asked, "Is this the crazy cat lady?" I only own one cat, but apparently, that’s all it takes to earn a reputation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 389

You deserved it 112

By Username - 14/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 990

You deserved it 6 439

By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 597

You deserved it 3 212

Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 586

You deserved it 139

Talk to me

By JoseIsAdork - 11/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Somers

Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 356

You deserved it 2 391

HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!

By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 677

You deserved it 140

By Honest mistake - 18/04/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a tail for my girlfriend to dress as a cat at a hen party. She put the box in her suitcase, then left to catch her plane. I checked my purchase history and realised it's a cat tail butt plug. Now she keeps ringing me, but I'm too chicken to answer the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 433

You deserved it 5 234

By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 694

You deserved it 2 826

NEVER JOKE ABOUT FLUFFY

By Sheepiebeepie - 11/08/2017 04:30

Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML

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You deserved it 456

By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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You deserved it 9 363

immafiremylaser 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:18

YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.

anonymas_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:31

Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL

Comments

mik3yl3 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:58

hahaha bitch

trigger131990 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:05

Karma. you shouldnt have done the prank to begin with.

theschweigert 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:10

that would be why you use *67 before the number you are calling, it blocks caller ID

moneypenny_fml 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:11

you just gave me a great idea

loski87 4

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:28

YDI for acting like a nine year old.

random999 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:59

YDI for not turning off caller ID. Who the hell prank calls these days with caller ID on? Hey, but u can always get revenge. Do the same with the dude you pranked, put him up on craigslist.

warom 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:13

haha you dumb basterd

onnielief 4

Thursday 11 February 2010 8:03

ydi for prank calling. You so got owned. suck it up and accept the fact that your victim is smarter than you are!

droln4maltesers 8

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:27

what comes goes around... that and you're dumb for not blocking your number! owned!

Sutaru 5

Thursday 11 February 2010 15:28

It could have been much worse. I think I read someone saying they had their number posted on a dating site saying they were looking for balding white men in their mid forties who like kinky sex.