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By Woooow - 27/02/2026 22:00

Today, I suggested ordering Uber Eats and my new boyfriend looked at me like I was suggested kissing a warthog, then ranted about how he's "not paying extra to get wrong cold food handled by an illiterate brown guy." Okay then. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 04:00

Today, I think I found out just how many times I've ordered through UberEats when my delivery guy told me that, "We should stop seeing each other like this!" with a chuckle. FML

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Worst dating advice ever

By desperatelyseeking - 03/03/2026 22:00

Today, I started ordering food on Uber Eats, hoping to meet a cute delivery girl and start a conversation. I got deliveries from "Stacey", "Pamela", and "Julie." All three of them were men who spoke poor English. FML

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By Neuronerd - 19/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my Uber driver tried to detour my trip home to take me on a date to Waffle House, even after I showed zero interest and talked about my boyfriend non-stop. FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 08:01

Today, I ordered DoorDash to my home. I sat outside waiting for it, starving, when my husband came out, laughing at me. The DoorDasher had called, I'd accidently sent it to my work. FML

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You deserved it 821

Bad day

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 02:04 - United States - White Plains

Today, I woke up feeling like I was on top of the world, until I got to work and I was demoted. Then I ordered Uber Eats for lunch, the driver was late and gave me the wrong meal. The worst part was when I got home and was dumped by my girlfriend via text. FML

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You deserved it 113

By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By that's methed up, darling - 16/08/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Saturday 28 February 2026 0:00

Your (hopefully soon to be ex-) boyfriend is a ******* racist but he’s got a point about the waste of money.

mike3775 36

Saturday 28 February 2026 1:44

He’s not wrong on the cold wrong food. But he is a racist POS though. Hope you intend to end the relationship

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Saturday 28 February 2026 0:00

Your (hopefully soon to be ex-) boyfriend is a ******* racist but he’s got a point about the waste of money.

mike3775 36

Saturday 28 February 2026 1:44

He’s not wrong on the cold wrong food. But he is a racist POS though. Hope you intend to end the relationship

Hangryko 31

Saturday 28 February 2026 1:52

Not "okay, then." "Dumped."

Petit Etre Malfaisant 21

Saturday 28 February 2026 6:46

Your [soon to be ex-] boyfriend is racist. Exploiting under payed workers because you are lazy is bad.

newbiemalestr8 26

Saturday 28 February 2026 14:46

He was right up until the racist comment.

idragosani 15

Monday 2 March 2026 17:07

I agree about not spending the money, but no need for him to be racist about it. I had plenty of white people bring me the wrong cold food, too. It's not the driver's fault, usually, it's the restaurant that messes up orders.