"Do you play any instrument?" By Lewis - 22/12/2018 19:00 Watch me! I agree, your life sucks 267 You deserved it 75 Share Tweet Share
Today, I bought my daughter a rape alarm after she had a near-miss with a creep following her to her part-time job. As soon as I handed it to her in the car park, she accidentally set it off and one of her coworkers put me in a rather painful headlock and threw me to the ground, breaking my arm. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 196 You deserved it 203
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 824 You deserved it 35 809
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 358 You deserved it 4 230
Today, I was getting groceries and realized at checkout that I forgot my wallet. The cashier gave me a sympathetic look as I frantically tried to unlock my phone to pay with an app, and watched as I accidentally called my ex on speakerphone. FML I agree, your life sucks 327 You deserved it 293
Today, I got fired from my first-ever job. Via text. I hadn't even started the first day but I'm expected to drive an hour and a half to my now ex-boss's house to return the key. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 382 You deserved it 499
Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML I agree, your life sucks 427 You deserved it 184
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