Culture wars By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 646 You deserved it 2 441 Share Tweet Share
Today, like every day, I scrolled through my social media feeds, seeing happy couples, people buying houses and landing their dream jobs. I, on the other hand, am a single 23 year-old man in a dead end job, who still lives with his parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 663 You deserved it 648
Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 690 You deserved it 3 774
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 383 You deserved it 24 244
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML I agree, your life sucks 66 352 You deserved it 13 189
Today, I showed my 5-year-old son a photo with a ginger cat and her 6 newborn kittens. I forgot to tell my son the cat mom is not the male ginger cat at home, despite them looking exactly same. His excitement became deep sorrow and a tantrum when he figured out that we didn't get half a dozen kittens. FML I agree, your life sucks 398 You deserved it 632
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 428 You deserved it 35 918
Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.
Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.