Kids: Based

Based

By Toaster - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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Xerosnake90 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:14

Pwned.

Dosse 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:15

Wow. She's a sneaky one!

Comments

Xerosnake90 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:14

Pwned.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 31 July 2009 1:06

I'm gonna back this statement, and add that your sister is one BAMF

volleyballgirl16 0

Friday 31 July 2009 4:28

haha i know right OP kids these days are getting worse but that is undeniably funny

nightDREAMERms 6

Friday 31 July 2009 4:25

Bad-Ass-Mother-F*cker

hairt 4

Saturday 4 September 2010 14:09

**** your sis lmao hate kids like her. she'll grow up to be a ***** like one of the mean girls. lol. better discipline her properly.

medotcom 0

Monday 9 May 2011 5:45

111-she's 8, how can you say that?

MrNiceGuy518 3

Friday 17 February 2012 5:39

Ever played a video game online #117?

MrNiceGuy518 3

Friday 17 February 2012 5:41

Sorry I misread your post 117. Everybody ignore what I just wrote.

Dosse 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:15

Wow. She's a sneaky one!

goingsolo211 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:02

She must be a ginger

dRose22 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:15

Your sister is a bad ass

seb12992 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:54

And his mom is a dumbass.

djb23 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:00

there's no way she grounded him for a month for something like that. i call shenanigans!

xiShawnx 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 14:58

rofl shenanigans(:

lexilovesyou 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:16

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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FabuliciousGirly 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:17

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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crazieeli 0

Friday 31 July 2009 3:53

why? do you like being grounded or something? o.O

FabuliciousGirly 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:17

I wish I had a sister like tht!

jumpgurl23 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:18

wow hahaha really i feel like this one would have never been picked and alot of other ones if the Jackass crew werent picking. IM dieing from reading these. and this is something my 3 yr old sister would do. only she says **** you.